Elvis and Steve were adrift in a layout
boat following a dramatic escape from a burning blind. While rummaging
through the boat's provisions, Elvis stumbled across an old decoy. Secretly
hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the decoy vigorously. To the
amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie,
however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter the Elvis barked out, "Make the
entire lake into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash,
and immediately the entire lake turned into the finest brew ever sampled
by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished.
Steve looked disgustedly at Elvis , whose
wish had been granted. Elvis meanwhile was oblivious with joy as he gazed
to the vast horizon appearing particularly pleased with himself. Only the
gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered
their circumstances. After a long, tension filled moment, Steve spoke:
"Nice
going! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."