"Pity Me"

Howdy everyone thanks for stopping bye my web page while steve's at work i thought i would ad this page"Pity Me" for when you see what i am forced to hunt with you will indeed
" Pity Me"
-enjoy-

To begin with these people show up at my house at rediculous hours of the morning not to mention they take my spot in the front seat of the truck and are constantly in the way

Let us start below with human by the name of Mike also known as Sleepymike-Mr.tankyou or Mr.Backoutatthelastminute ! he has 3 duck boats and i have not ever seen one of them . In his defense he uses a cooler for a blind bag and its always filled with good stuff -just look at him -no meals missed here

But he does share with me "tankyou" mike

Next up is Brett -aka-Goofey(look at his pic below)or Mr.Missedagain-I think his big ole 10 gauge has a bent barrel no one can shoot that bad !. He has a nice boat we call the Shrimpboat that i have hunted in many times he shares his fancy bottled water with me and doesnt think twice about drinking it after i just slobbered all over it-

Thanks Goofey

 Then comes a big old boy from Atlanta Ga.-with the name of Patrick aka-Canishootyet or Imsorrysteve.He used to be quite a gentleman always waiting for steve to call the shot. Now he will push you out of the way to shoot your bird !-He has NO BOAT!- Sure wish he would leave his calls at home.count on him to be late everytime !-he dressed like a oak tree for a couple of years -had to lift my leg on him a couple of times (payback)

Hay yall Patrick

And this is Jerome aka j-bone or boner nice guy with a very active bowel (has left his mark on every muskrat hut within his site) steve says he witnessed him walking across the bay for a cripple (thats what he gets for leaving me at home)

If your ever at Wild Wings in Rochester Mi. thats where you find Jerome maybe if you tell him Elvis sent you he might give you a deal !

Here are some pics of the other goofballs i am forced to hunt with.One guy even puts gummy bears in his ears (see pic below)

If you see any one of these humans do yourself a favor RUN !

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